I am not about to break the chain on this one. Be sure to read the warning at the bottom.. That's why I didn't want to take any chances with this one! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy! |
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1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women
make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen,
which makes
hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses
the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
tones up just! about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable
than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases
endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and
leaving you
with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active body
gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world.
IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid
that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can un-block a stuffy nose. Sex is a
natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. |
The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on. If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?).