Got this in email it was too cute not to share lol

 

 
THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA

 
           The computer swallowed grandma.
 
           Yes, honestly its true.
 
           She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
 
           And disappeared from view.
 

 
           It devoured her completely,
 
           The thought just makes me squirm.
 
           She must have caught a virus
 
           Or been eaten by a worm.
 


 

           I've searched through the recycle bin
 
           And files of every kind;
 
           I've even used the Internet,
 
           But nothing did I find.
 

 
           In desperation, I asked Jeeves
 
           My searches to refine.
 
           The reply from him was negative,
 
           Not a thing was found 'online.'
 

 
           So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
 
           My Grandma you should see,
 
           Please 'Copy', 'Scan' and 'Paste' her
 

           And send her back to me!