You know you're living in
 

when...



. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.


. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

 

. You have a list of 16 phone numbers to reach your family of 4.


. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.


. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have e-mail addresses.


. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.


. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.


. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.


. You learn about your redundancy on the
11 o'clock news.


. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.


. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards.



AND...


. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.


. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends."


. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you anymore, except to send you jokes from the net.


. You are too busy to notice there was no #9


. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9



 
AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
Go on, forward this to your friends....
you know you want too.