You
know you're living in
when...
.
You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
.
You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
. You have a list of 16 phone numbers to reach your family of 4.
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You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
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Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have e-mail
addresses.
.
When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business
manner.
.
When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get
an outside line.
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You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
.
You learn about your redundancy on the 11
o'clock news.
.
Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
.
Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service
awards.
AND...
.
You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
.
As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your
"friends."
.
You got this email from a friend that never talks to you anymore, except to
send you jokes from the net.
.
You are too busy to notice there was no #9
.
You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9
AND
NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
Go on, forward this to your friends....
you know you want too.